margoeve

Every time the following is mentioned, take a sip:
Hope
Change
Sacrifice
Grandmother
Chicago
Community Organizer
$250,000

Every time the following is mentioned, take a gulp:
Harvard
(Harvard) Law Review
Bipartisanship
Iraq
Kenya
Kansas
Preconditions
Some statement or reaching out to those he disagrees with

Every time the following is mentioned, do a shot:
Israel
Palestine
Iran
9/11
Korea
Ayers

Feel free to add and adjust as needed.

Edit: I'll give Obama this much at the least - this was a LOT less boring than the Ross Perot infomercials. I dare say it was a piece of rhetorical brilliance.

I might not believe everything he say, but I think HE believes what he says.